Zonk'd

When Wayne Brady convinces a usually mildly attractive audience member/contestant to take a poor deal or exchange of prizes on the mildly-unpopular TV game-show "Let's Make A Deal".

Wayne Brady: "Okay you can either have the car which is filled with solid gold bars and $1,000,000 cash OR whatever is in this "mystery" shoe box."
Moderately Attractive woman dressed in crazy outfit: "Hmmm... I know the car looks great... but I think I am going to go with the mystery box!"
Wayne Brady: "Ooooh tough break, YOU GOT ZONK'D! the box had a large sum of cracked/chipped marbles!"

Zonk'd by Team Brady October 27, 2011

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Zonk out with my Donk out

When a man falls asleep in basketball shorts or loose boxers allowing his wiener to become visible through the leg hole.

Steve said, "Wake me up later, I'm going to zonk out with my donk out."

Zonk out with my Donk out by Weenman September 6, 2018

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zonkd

adj.adv. The art of being completely numb and stoned.

(Getting, being) zonkd out on the couch

zonkd by LAURA JONNO May 10, 2007

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Zonkd

One step above being stuck when you are smoking weed.

I am above stuck I'm zonkd

Zonkd by Smokesalot4312 October 18, 2020

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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