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five-ever 

dat mean moar den 4evr.
A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode

she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..”“

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

…reblog dis if u cry evry time…
five-ever by Oviabshe October 8, 2011
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five-ever 

longer than forever.
I haven't had ice cream in five-ever.

Five-ever 

It's like forever...but longer.
I haven't seen her in like five-ever.
Five-ever by AmorHart November 18, 2015

Five-ever 

An extremely long period of time. Longer than forever by quite a bit.
I haven't seen you in five-ever, since we were both in 3rd grade!
Five-ever by Pandie5 April 24, 2006

five-ever 

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough
Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out
five-ever by BassMan24 July 30, 2025
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