land shark 

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

land shark by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

land shark 

A character from the SNL line up of back in the day. He'd knock on the door and say a phrase to convince the party on the other side of the door to answer. For example knock knock

"Knock knock" (actor on other side of door) "Who's there" The landshark then answers, "Pizza man" then the actor on other side of door would open the door and get eaten by the landshark

land shark by Rich August 22, 2004

land shark 

1.n. An Ultimate term used when, at the end of a game, a male drops his pants, lodges a disc in his butt-crack, and the team carries him around the field cheering "land shark land shark land shark"

2.v. to become a land shark.

1. "No one wanted to lift the land shark above their heads out of fear that his penis would be flogging them all."

2. "I swear, if we win this game, I'm gonna land shark."

land shark by ian November 17, 2004

Land Shark 

n. A male that preys on young drunk girls at bars. Known for singling out the drunkest and most vulnerable girls and is excellent at manipulating the situation to take advantage of the woman while they are highly intoxicated.

(While sitting at a bar) "Yo, look at the land shark over their prowling after that wasted chick!"

"Looks like the land shark has attacked, but it turns out she wasn't drunk enough for him to succeed."

"Which one of you wants to fuck this land shark up first for scumming up this tavern?"

Land Shark by Parrot Boy June 30, 2011

land shark 

A land shark is a code used in veterinary medicine that refers to an animal that is vicious and deemed unsafe. This only happens if the animal has gotten lose and bit someone.

The next clients dog is classified as a land shark, so make sure to use a rabies pole, muzzle and safe distant at all times.

land shark by Vet tech August 9, 2012

Land Shark 

The game of shark-biting continued on land. The objective is to pinch a persons ass, mimicking a small shark bite. The 'biter' screams Land Shark!

Drinking rules can be used. Every time someone landsharks another person, both of them have to take a drink.

(pinch) "LANDSHARK!" That was a nice land shark. I got all of that one.

Land Shark by johnny landshark September 9, 2011

Land Shark 

Anyone who rocks the popped collar, typically seen worn by Guidos and DoucheBags wearing Pink Abercrombie shirts.

Look at the 2 Land Sharks that just came in, I cant believe they think The Blowout is still cool. (WOW, thats alot of self Tanner)

Land Shark by That1dude86 February 14, 2009