Carlting 

1) Carlting. A drink similar to Carling but is only enjoyed by the ugly and poor.

2) An exclamation of joy and excitement, usually at another's success.

1) 'Oh look, Jordan and his mono-brow sure do enjoy their warm can of Carlting'

2) 'Mate, i totally sealed the deal with that hooker last night!' 'CARLLL-TIINNGGGGGG!'

Carlting by Wang-Chung92 September 4, 2011

Hot Carling Academy 

It's the school where you go to learn how to buttfuck. It is located in England and they do not have blowjobs there because they are uncircumsized. Because of this, they resort to buttfucking.

Being enrolled in Hot Carling Academy is disgusting.

Hot Carling Academy by DX25 November 10, 2008

Carling Weekend

AKA the Reading and Leeds Festivals in the UK. Considered the best festival in the world, even better than Glastonbury, Woodstock, Lollapalooza and Ozzfest. Reading originally started as a Jazz and Blues festival in 1961, whilst Leeds started in 1999 so Northerners can get a taste of the Reading experience too. Rather notorious for it's annual campsite riots and it's bottling of unwanted acts.

Great bands such as Foo Fighters, New Order, Nirvana, Kings Of Leon, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens Of The Stone Age, The Pixies, Primus, Stone Temple Pilots, Green Day, The Strokes, The Darkness, Metallica, Super Furry Animals and Soundgarden have graced the stages of Reading and Leeds.

Kid: Mum, I wanna go to Glastonbury!
Mum: No, the Carling Weekend is a lot better. Go to Leeds or you're grounded!

Carling Weekend by Future Reading and Leeds Headliner January 21, 2006

Captain Carling 

A Manc, who insists that Carling is in the same league as Cristal.

Rob Doodson a.k.a Captain Carling

Captain Carling by FaceAche November 5, 2006

golf carting 

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.

I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.

golf carting by martinatty January 14, 2009

Carlingford 

Best suburb ever. Located in the Hills District, North-Western Sydney, Australia. Lots of greenery and wildlife!

I wish I lived in Carlingford!

Carlingford by that_would_be_me September 6, 2010

Carling-in-hand 

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

Carling-in-hand by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018