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The classic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
shit into a twenty-seven-pound basket.
scrunch by Chuck Hastings June 28, 2003
when a girls bikini bottom goes up her butt
the pool was full of girls with scrunches
scrunch by awesomemonkey12 August 16, 2011
Meaning something is gross or nasty
Yo dude that girl is scrunch af!
Scrunch by ThatGuyNamedTitan November 17, 2014
Noun: A real hot chick

Verb: to pick up a real hot chick
Noun- that girl is such a scrunch!

Verb: let's go scrunching
scrunch by djstatus June 7, 2009
The combination of a scratch and a punch. A scratch- punch.
Beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching Grace all day on her arm because she could.
Scrunch by FRP July 7, 2010
A scrotum with 0 or 1 testicle inside. See also chach bag.
After Mr. Garrison's vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a pussy.

Man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little bitch, I bet he has a scrunch.