Butt Panda 

A general term for someone who acts like they're full of shit half the time and tell the truth the other half of the time. A person who tells the truth to one person and then lies to another.

Guy 1: Man, Charlie has been a Butt Panda lately.
Guy 2: I know right, he told me he was going to be here all night.
Guy 1: That's what I mean he told me the same and then that Butt panda left about an hour ago!

Butt Panda by The Mega-Bonner August 14, 2011

Butt Fuck Panda Man

it walks upright,Rapes at will,and has an astounding genitalia. goes after anyone not wearing pants. reports have been filed about the bfpm (butt fuck panda man) or Anal Beast of Michigan that he has been seen mostly around the metro Detroit area.

Brett: is Dan at school today?
Aimee:No man, he had a late night with the Butt Fuck Panda Man.
Brett: Wowee! he got corn holed by the butt fuck panda man! poor guy.

Butt Fuck Panda Man by Skooma Head August 19, 2008

panda butt 

1. chloe's butt as governed by her swimsuit

2. panda butt being defined as a generic replacement of the word ass, most commonly for those of great asses or assdom. can be shortened to just panda.

1. i love chloe's panda... its just so great... i just wanna grab it!

2. oh wow, that girl has a nice panda butt

panda butt by dipshit double numero dos August 7, 2008

Panda Butt Love

The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration

George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"

Panda Butt Love by Da_Panda_Kr3w November 12, 2011