cockblowalypse 

When a girl who does not do bj's gives her significant other a blowjob that blows their mind.

When your girlfriend who doesn't suck dick actually sucks dick after years of neglect a cockblowalypse results, which results in the end of the old world as we all know it.

cockblowalypse by SLVERHAWK July 29, 2011

cockblockalypse 

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

cockblockalypse by Robbie Best January 16, 2008

cockblocalypse 

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

cockblocalypse by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

Cockblockalypse Now 

Getting cock blocked by a film enthusiast at the cinema

*About to pull your date*

"Continuing on, I really think Martin Sheen's shoe choice is quite significant and the background is... "

"Hey dude, stop talking about Francis Ford Coppola films. Go audition for cockblockalypse now, you'll get the part for sure asshol'"

*The End*

Cockblockalypse Now by (blow)jobby November 6, 2011