The quintessential woman. She is inconceivably wonderful. She is the most gorgeous and intelligent human being created. She is a jack of all trades; a renaissance woman. If you know a LaShanda, consider yourself both lucky and unworthy.
person 1: Wow, my mind can't process that woman's greatness.
LaShanda is a girl who thinks she is the best when really she just might be. She likes thugs, especially boys with braids. She is an independent girl who needs no help from anyone else and kind of stubborn though. She usually makes people wish they were friends with her and she is a really reliable friend.
Mary: Who's that girl?
John: Oh that's just LaShanda....
Mary: Cool, i wish i had friends like her, she seems nice.
An entitled or indignant black woman who thinks she's Beyonce, but sounds like Riskay. Basically, the ghetto version of a Karen.
"Man I am so tired of dealing with these fucking LaShandas, yesterday one rear ended me, today another one bashed her door into my car and had the audacity to ask me for money right after, and then another one yelled at me for giving her the wrong Velveeta product while doing doordash."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)