Humanality

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

Humanality by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

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Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.

She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."

Humanality by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016

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Humanality

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.

To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality

Humanality by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019

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Humanality

(n.) The activity and art of humans engaging physical and metaphysical reality.

She wanted more than just to exist. She wanted to live life to the fullest, to see, to do, to thrive, coloring in the picture of her life with humanality.

Humanality by literarylips November 14, 2023