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a gothic tool that walks slowly with his arm on his elbow
Zalaan is so sketchy.
zalaan by yotam gavish June 23, 2011
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A very skinny hungarian w extremely good looks and a large penis, usually surrounded by many women at a time (for sex)
“Zalan is so hot!” - every women
Zalan by StankSwaggy February 4, 2021
The best guy you'll ever meet. He's funny, smart, has a lovely voice and face and will always be there for you when you need him. Big dick energy, will play games with you and give you all the hugs.

Ily bro
You: something bad happened

Zalan: Cmere, I'll give you a hug
Zalan by gramaticalyincorect March 20, 2021

Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.
Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

zalmanzigging 

v. the act of having sex with someone that you'll regret when your friends eventually find out.
Example: My friend had sex with a girl that looks like a troll, therefore he was zalmanzigging
Zayaan is a ledgend who is smart, pure and very innocent. Zayaan can have is very smart moments and also his very dumb moments. Zayaan is very funny and has a lot of friends, he puts his trust in everyone and cares a lot about them no matter what. Zayaan will make your day and never make you feel sad. Zayaan is the life of the party and also quite a big joke star. Zayaan is very crazy and make the wierdest jokes and comments but everyone will still laugh cause its Zayaan. Zayaan is like a radio he will talk and talk for what feels like for ever but sometimes it will get annoying but you just have to sit and listen like he does for you. If you ever find a Zayaan make sure to be his friend your friendship will go a long way.
Zayaan is my best friend
Zayaan by HRHZAS September 13, 2018