splashdown 

When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.

"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."

splashdown by townsick May 4, 2010

Splashdown 

It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet seat is up. A bare butt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.

Julie: "Eeeee-ahhhh!"
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin' toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake now."

Splashdown by SirJigglesAlot September 14, 2011

Splashdown 

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

Splashdown by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

Splashdown 

A babies due date or more specific the exact moment when the waters break and shit gets real

No way , didn't know she was pregnant so whens splashdown ?
How long now until splashdown ?

Splashdown by Lolly14 January 30, 2015

Splashdown 

Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning

Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.

Splashdown by boomboomchiccaboom June 22, 2010

Baby Splashdown 

Traditionally, baby splashdowns are given only for the family's first child, and only men are invited to party.

It’s a male version of the much tamer baby shower (these are held during the day and guests flick cotton wool balls into a cooking pot, give gifts and there’s normally a botchy row).

The pending Father convenes in a pub with his male friends and conduct a last big ‘Leo Sayer’ before the birth of a child.

Ideally the Father will not return home that evening.

“That’s it done - a classic Baby Splashdown - am so hungover but I’ve had my last big night before I pretend at being some sort of Dad….oh Lord!”

Baby Splashdown by anonymous April 4, 2025

North Oklahoma Splashdown 

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios

"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."

North Oklahoma Splashdown by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024