GPS

Golden Pussy Syndrom --- An affliction that strikes some women whereby the woman thinks that her sexuality is worth more than it really is. Common symptoms include trying to get a man to buy her a bunch of expensive shit or pay all her bills for the privledge of having sex with her.

Damn... did you see what she tried to get that dude to buy her... that's an outrageous case of GPS.

GPS by Thatdude August 24, 2012

GPS

GPS = Golden Pussy Syndrome. A woman that thinks her pussy is GOLD. More valuable than it is. A stuck up bitch!

This average looking woman has GPS.

GPS by youareontop April 30, 2015

GPS

A 'wonderful' device, surpassing the directional capabilities of the compass, finally enabling many women to drive freely. This device follows a series of similar advancements, such as power steering, power brakes, and the mini-van. This has begun to overthrow the logical reasoning that when a male and female are in the same vehicle, any male of driving age should be driving the vehicle unless intoxicated or otherwise unable to drive the vehicle.

Husband: Hey honey, why don't you go downtown to that Chinese place and pick us up something to eat.

Wife: But I don't know how to get there, We have been there at least 30 times, but I'm a women, so I just can't remember.

Husband: Don't worry, I got you this brand new GPS, it talks to you and tells you how to get to places you should already know how to get to.

Wife: Now I can finally drive outside the neighborhood without getting lost! YAY! :)

GPS by TMaddox January 26, 2010

gps

Gold Pussy Syndrome. A condition that can develop in woman as a result of prolonged exposure to situations where the ratio of men to women is unusualy low, such as some schools, professions, or the military. Common symptoms include unreasonable high standards in women as well as a corresponding drop in male standard levels.

That girl must have major GPS. She just turned down five guys in the last half hour, and she's a goblin!

gps by Wordguy February 22, 2005

GPS

Acronym for go pound sand.

Boy: hey baby come chill at my place
Girl: gps

GPS by baconmonster January 14, 2013

GPS

Global Positioning System

Complex network of satellites that transmit signals to ground receviers in cars, boats, airplanes (see also VOR). The GPS receiver uses the signals from the satellites (which are over 15,000 miles away!) and uses them to find your location, anywhere in the world, with incredable accuracy.

Without GPS, countless losers who can't use a VOR would be lost"

GPS by IrishRepublicanArmy October 15, 2003

Gps

Good pussy sensor: A device in a mans head that determines whether or not a woman has good pussy.

My gps went off when I met you.

Gps by Beeslybop January 24, 2017