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jelly baby 

Candy popular with Time Lords.
A close cousin of the Jelly Bean, a candy favored by Ronald Reagan.
"Would you like a jelly baby?"
--The Doctor
jelly baby by Fredro February 9, 2004

jelly baby 

I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea
jelly baby by john365 March 13, 2003

jelly baby 

when a man ejaculates in a woman's anal canal and a blob of semen secretes out during a bowel movement.
My wife came home from work today to tell me that last night's anal sex left her with a jelly baby.
jelly baby by Bigg Eddo May 13, 2005

Jelly baby 

A creature found in the heart of Wrexham. Commonly exists subconsciously, is extremely lazy and often uses the phrase 'bare effort'.

Do not approach as they can be extremely dangerous if present with sharp, pointy objects although they can be calmed by being gifted with psychedelic edible substances.
Man: Hey, could you go make me a sandwich?
Women: Make your own god damn sandwich!
Man: Why you being a fucking Jelly Baby??

Guy: *Starts playing around with a knife while stoned*
Friend: Wow dude, stop being a Jelly baby for fuck sake.
Jelly baby by Gazareth June 14, 2011

Jelly Baby 

When two girls are fingering each other at the same time and they create a Jelly Baby which is basically the cum they make, a baby.
Kelly: I can't believe we fingered each other for so long!
Jessie: I know. Our Jelly Baby was pretty nice.
Jelly Baby by Kalee Levee July 7, 2010

Jelly Baby 

a poor usually of-age girl who receives expensive gifts from an old person in return for companionship or sexual favors.
She paid her way through College by being a Jelly Baby, and she has a Sugar Daddy who pays for her VIP Snap chat.
Jelly Baby by PAIINTBRUSH June 12, 2019