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airport novelist 

an author whose books are most commonly, and probably only, sold well in an airport venue.

these books are all paperback, with lame, intriguing titles like "death before sunrise" or "the english assassin", contain extremely predictable/cliche plots, and feature faux-intense scary and mysterious cover art.
these books are meant to be read on an airplane when there is absolutely nothing better to do.
Dan Silva is such an airport novelist.

Dan Brown could be considered an airport novelist, almost.
airport novelist by mkgeezy October 28, 2009

French novelist 

polite way of saying "ball sack"; the French novelist is Honoré de Balzac
Always wear an athletic cup, so nobody accidentally kicks you in the French novelist.

Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.
Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!

real estate novelist 

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

novelstalgia 

Novelty through nostalgia - referring to the appeal and freshness of new content and state of the art FX juxtaposed with nostalgic settings, time periods, styles and themes
Shows like Stranger Things and Fear Street are doing very well for Netflix in the novelstalgia genre
novelstalgia by CuriousMaker July 15, 2021

Nobelist 

"Nobelist"

a winner of a noble prize
"Nobelist" : "nobelity"
1 : the qualityof being noble
2: nobles are considered as forming a class
Nobelist by 164054D5068D December 27, 2024