SSS 

Shit - Shower - Shave

Hold on i have to SSS

SSS by Maspuce August 27, 2003

SSS 

Acronym meaning Shit, Shave & Shower. Order of words vary depending on the preferences of the user.

For example, you may Shit, Shave & Shower, but your friend might Shit, Shower & Shave.

I have to go SSS before we go clubbing.

SSS by DTraj June 1, 2007

SSS 

Spooky Scary Sunday
The best YouTube series to ever exist, hosted by Cory Kenshin

Niko: Yo Tory u ready for the SSS to drop tonight?
Tory: Fuck yeah! Ima have to go buy some snacks first

SSS by 999.b3lla October 20, 2021

SSS 

Shoot, Shovel, Shut-up. A way of eliminating unwanted acquaintances.

I think a little SSS might solve this problem

SSS by Mazeman June 28, 2006

SSS 

Small sample size

Dumb-ass baseball fan: "Dude, Aaron Rowand is hitting .353 over the past week"
Fan: "SSS, he's hitting .219 over the whole year, he'll back to striking out on sliders in the dirt in no time"

SSS by hank25 July 31, 2010

SSS 

Super Stealthy Stalker

Lucy is such a good SSS, she can find anything about anyone, anywhere!

SSS by notyourrouter August 9, 2012

sss 

Side side side
Used as a proof for congruency between two triangles, whereby each side of one triangle is equal in length to the corresponding side in another triangle.

The sss congruency proof has no real-world purpose.

sss by sixbones lol November 7, 2005