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slippery billy goat 

When a man covers himself in "I cant believe its not butter" runs on a tile floor and rams his dick into the female. Much like a billy goat would ran its horns,
Billy S needed to go to the hospital after a rough slippery billy goat

baptising a billy goat 

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."
John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

Billy Gallagher 

Mr. Billy Gallagher is one of the nicest men to grace the hallways of Frontier High School. His class brings men and women alike to the point of tears and his slicked black hair is beautiful enough to have students and teachers alike to bow down and kiss his polished Nike shoes. Many people (teachers) have tried to be as great as Mr. Billy Gallagher, but have failed epically. His plaid shirts remind students of a well rounded man who, secretly, inspires to be a follower of The Saved By The Bell fan cult. Sometimes if you listen hard enough, you can hear the gods weeping as Mr. Billy Gallagher teaches his swarm of children the ever growing concept of Mathmatics. Brian Peppers, once was quoted saying, "That Mr. Gallagher Guy, total babe, I'd be his student any day of the week. :)"
Example 1)

Jesus: Hey God, have you made any really good humans recently?
God:Yea that BILLY GALLAGHER was my finest piece of work.

Example 2:

Dude, BILLY GALLAGHER is the man!
Billy Gallagher by Zan Dwawa November 28, 2010

Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.
Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."
Billy-goated by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

Billy Grundy 

An absolute alpha male who most men strive to be like. Everything about him his perfect.
Billy Grundy by Pbateman00 January 7, 2022

two peckered billy-goat 

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.