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The all nighter blow job given/received after both parties have consumed at least one full can and a half of a FOUR LOKO beverage each, hence providing both the giver/receiver with the energy and stamina to last all night long. After drinking those magical energy drinks together, you will be up all night anyway, may as well make the best of it.
She Said: "What do you want to do tonight?"
He Said: "A Bloko sounds good right about now"
She Said: "Sure I'll bring Grape flavor and then serve you a Bloko"

He Said: "Sweet!"
Bloko by RJBJinNJ February 20, 2011
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A word meant to replace "The day after tomorrow" as that has too many words for most people to care enough to say. Made by the Ubisoft News Team.
"We're going to hang out on Sunday."

"Which Sunday?"

"Bloko." (Said on a Friday)
Bloko by BardPhoenix September 24, 2021
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