whexting

Whining in a text message. Like sexting but whining.

Dave: "I'm bored, hungry and my feet huuurrrt"?

Jim: "Stop your whexting, I get enough whining in real time with my wife"!

whexting by dangerGator January 15, 2011

wexting 

texting while walking

He cannot walk straight because of his wexting addiction.

wexting by billahong May 24, 2010

Wexting 

The action of walking and texting, as in typing a message on a cell phone, at the same time.

While bicycling down the sidewalk, I almost ran over a young man who stepped out in front of me while he was wexting. Wexting is a dangerous habit.

Wexting by Reteeka September 3, 2010

coco-wheating 

My partner does't like to waste food and she doesn't like coco wheats. But over the course of two weeks she ate all the coco wheats for breakfast, just to get rid of them. Using something you don't like - just to avoid wasting it - is coco-wheating.

When it became apparent my boyfriend was not going to eat those disgusting raisin cookies, I started coco-wheating them.

coco-wheating by obstinate_emu March 19, 2022

Wexting 

Like sexting but with wholesome talk (e.g. “I want to cuddle up next to you and never let you go”)

Me and my girlfriend were wexting all night. I can’t wait until she comes over. She’s an awesome cuddler

Wexting by Tswizzzle March 24, 2020

wrexting 

The act of send a text message while in the process of having a vehicular accident.

"I was wondering why Caley sent me a message that said "Aaaaaaahhhhhh!", but then I found out that he had been wrexting me. You should see his car!"

wrexting by jblakely February 12, 2010

wheating

the act of masturbating within a financial institution with the intention of being caught on cctv for the pleasure of the voyeur. like dogging

What are you doing watching that CCTV footage?

Oh waiting to catch some wheating, it gets me off!

wheating by stamp April 22, 2004