douché 

The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.

Accented E: pronounced dew/shay

Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."

Student: "Douché."

douché by nom de plumb June 16, 2009

Douché 

A combination of existing words 'touché' and 'douche'.
The word 'touché' is used in popular culture and general conversation to commend someone on a clever response or counter point to an argument whereas 'douche' is an insult that recognizes an individual for acting like an asshole, jerk, or douche.
'Douché' combines elements of the above terms and is typically utilized to commend an individual on a dick move.

Example 1:
"When I left the room that motherfucker changed my Facebook status. I commented on his wall: Douché."

Example 2:
Person #1: "I take you everywhere. Without me, you would have no friends."
Person #2: "Dude, I introduced you to them."
Person #1: "...Douché."

Douché by AbstractDoctrine March 5, 2011

Douché 

Acknowledging a person's comeback while adding that they are a douche.

(Combination of Douche and Touché.)

Person 1: Hey! I got a B+ on my exam!

Person 2: Dude, I got an A.

Person 1: Douché...

Douché by Zoltarr777 November 11, 2010

douché 

(doo-SHEY) an expression used for acknowledging a telling remark or rejoinder while simultaneously acknowledging that the person who said the remark is a douche for saying it.

Jim: I should've walked further to get to that restaurant.

Bob: Actually, you mean to say you should have walked "farther" to get to that restaruant.

Jim: Douché.

douché by DarkRoom February 15, 2010

douché 

A variation of the well known word in pop culture "touché". While "touché" is used in popular culture and general conversation — for example, in an argument or debate — to congratulate someone on a clever response to an argument, "douché" is used when the person you're arguing with or debating thinks they made a meaningful and clever response, but they really just said something that made them sound like a douchebag and didn't bolster their position at all.

You: This
Douchebag: Something else (where 'something else' just makes them sound like a douchebag)
You: Ah... douché!

douché by bryanwn October 23, 2009

douché 

A term to be used in place of "touché", when an individual makes a good point but is a total asshat about it.

"The Declaration of Independence was signed on July 4, 1776."

"According to Wikipedia, it was signed on August 2, 1776. Wow, I can't believe you didn't know that...."

"Douché!"

douché by bell hooks December 7, 2010

Douché 

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion when a good or clever point made, usually in an extremely asshole-ish manner. and usually the expense of the person to which to comment is directed

-"no I don't want to eat at that restaraunt, it has a funky fish smell"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"

Douché by Kyndness February 5, 2010