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Dancitis 

A medical condition that causes the sufferer to experience the uncontrollable need to dance. These symptoms often present themselves in unusual situations such as at work or school, while cleaning the house, while driving, etc. and are not limited to occasions when music is present.

This disorder can strike anyone at any time regardless of dance experience or talent.
I got the Dancitis! or I feel a case of Dancitis coming on...
Dancitis by wednesday mayhem January 14, 2011

Denveritis 

adj. (den-ver-eye-tiss)

1. A person who looks like they have a Denver face.

2. Having a nice body, and a not so nice face.
That chick would be a 10... if her face wasn't covered in Denveritis.
Denveritis by RussBlake November 4, 2008

danielitis penis 

a penis that is already big limp and stays the same size erected, does not grow
My danielitis penis makes my friends jealous because it looks big when it isn't erect.

Danceration 

A model's attempt to pose like a dancer... only not quite
Jezebell's danceration ended in a fractured skull as she tried to end her catwalk with a breakdance move.
Danceration by Teague November 9, 2007

Dancercise 

Dance and Exercise combined as one
I dancercise because I am a fat pig.

dingeritis 

The strong sense of depression and/or sickness due to lack of hitting dingers (playing baseball).
Garrett had a bad case of dingeritis in the days leading up to baseball season... He couldn't wait to hit those dingers.