Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

Spartard by Luciepher March 15, 2011

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

Spartard by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

spamtard by Soy December 1, 2003

spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spaztard 

n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.

Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!

spaztard by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 5, 2003