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LMTO- Laugh My Turban Off
After a long day of work at the local newsagents, the shopkeeper finally decided to lock the shop up and retire to his bedroom, where his wife eagerly awaited him.

He headed upstairs, stripping as he went until he reached the bedroom door, which he excitedly pushed open...only to find his brother making love to his wife on the bed.

His son then appeared in the doorway behind him.

"LMTO" he laughed and his turban slid off his head.
LMTO by Hungry Nose March 18, 2010
Related Words
lmTo LMTOAT LMTOBO
For men it means Laughing My Testicles Off. For women it means Laughing My Tits Off
I was LMTO when he made popeye faces at me
LMTO by tory borty May 11, 2013
Laughing my tits off.

(Only applies to females)
The use of this word invites a large audience to have titty sex.
If you do not have titty sex after using this word, you are in need of titty repair.
Melanie: LMTO.
Connor: TITTY SEX TIME!
lmto by lmtolol September 4, 2010
Laughing My Tampon out, cmon what else would it mean?
LMTO, omg that was so funny i think my tampon actually just came out
lmto by lexiaaaa November 1, 2020
Bob: what'd you do today?
Sue: Got a concussion from my alarm clock :(
Bob: LMTO!
Sue: You mean LMAO?
Bob: No, I'm a dude...LMTO!
LMTO by Keebers June 15, 2010
Steve: Whats black and white and red all over?
Iain: I dont know?
Steve: A penguin with sunburn
Iain: LMTO
lmto by DannyR2811 March 2, 2010