Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.

Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle

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Taking a dump on your girlfriends chest (a cleveland steamer) and immediatly smacking the poo pile with a tennis or badmitten raquet.

I'm glad Sally left her tennis raquet by the bed... I was able to turn a boring cleveland steamer into a hot waffle. It was great!

hot waffle by toregon January 5, 2011

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Like if Rooney just scored an epic goal winning the world cup. The boys in the crowd would be like that was well hot waffle.

Hot waffle by L3RONE December 6, 2010

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Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

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A sex act where, during a threesome with two other women, a man must get all of his 'man batter' into all of the womens' orifaces.

My husband and I met up with Stephanie last night and boy did he give us a good hot waffle!

Hot Waffle by Tallski July 21, 2009

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That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.

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when a person takes a dump on anothers chest then hits it with a tennis racket.

hot waffle by merrimoon August 26, 2010

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