Scholes 

Scholes (verb, noun):

When a player scores a goal from outside the box. The ball must be struck first time, and with sufficient power. It can follow a pass along the ground, or the ball can be hit on the (half) volley. Scholeses are often scored from corners. The word "Scholes" is also shouted when someone has the opportunity to "Scholes it up".

Named after Paul Scholes due to his signature goal.

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Here are many good examples of Scholeses.

Scholes by boffintim August 22, 2010

Scholes 

A deeply depressed, lonely child with a strange, possibly sexual, fascination of short, red haired gentlemen.

It is likely that they also have a perverted fetish towards footballers from U13 accadamies across the 3rd world and runs a forum with other sexualy tormented folks like themselves.

Person A I dunno why i'm telling your this but love gingers me, strangely enough I also have growing tendancies towards your younger brother, the way he passed the ball around the field in that under 9s inter school tournament was majestic... He'll be a star one day.

Person B Your such a Scholes

Scholes by ManWithBigTesticles May 4, 2009

Scholes 

A complete fuckwit. Backstabbing robbing bastard usually ginger.
Who will concock a web of lies inorder to try weasel out of the shit they have done.

Hey you know how Kenny stole all that money from the charity?
Well he is telling everyone that it was you and Santa claus that did it!
What a completley scholes thing to do!

Scholes by Mareaman December 27, 2008

Joe Scholes 

Joe Scholes is an all-round guy! Wouldn't say boo to a goose, a tad simple but none the less a nice guy to be around!

Big up Joe Scholes

Joe Scholes, what a guy, have you seen his massive shlong!

The one to paralyzed a bird!

Joe Scholes by AntWing02 November 22, 2021

Paul Scholes 

a Manchester United legend turned pundit who has a habit of sucking on his daughter's crusty feet.

Kid: 'man ur like Paul Scholes before he retired, after is a different story..."

Paul Scholes by RiahSparrow January 20, 2024

schols 

the school that doesn't know whether its private or catholic but will definitely either only date fellow women or strictly newington boys. chicken burger prices so high most turn to practicing a vegan lifestyle. currently undertaking a building transformation and students wonder how toilets can remain blocked with their own shit for about a year but school has $$ to undertake a full beauty transformation.

"lets hit bway on glebe pt." wow... you must be a schols girl.

schols by anwino000 June 21, 2017

scholastica

Scholastica used to define a bright person. Derived from the word *Scholastic
Scholasticas are very friendly and have a creative way of sending a message to the other Party
they are usually wild and chatty but also addicts with literature and written art
Many are great authors and when they imagine things...well they imagine Dragons :)
Word of advise don't mess with Scholasticas

They have a different way of dealing with things

Damn,I'm dating a Scholastica!

scholastica by Tranquil.poet January 8, 2015