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front loader 

A woman who is built in such a way that you can have mutually satisfying sex while the two of you are standing up and facing each other.
Nancy's flat tummy and the gap between her thighs make her a perfect front loader... we can screw and screw and screw some more standing up until we get off in each other's arms. Then I throw her on the bed and we screw and screw some more.
front loader by Chimpeachment August 14, 2010

front loader 

Going number 2 in a men's restroom urinal.
Dude 1: Man, i freakin' hate that janitor.
Dude 2: Me too, that's why I dropped a front loader in the men's room that he has to clean.
front loader by klundtasaur July 15, 2009

front loader 

An individual who presses their crotch into someone in a crowded area.
I had the unfortunate experience of standing next to a front loader on the subway this morning.
front loader by AKV October 2, 2003

Front Loader 

The area surrounding the rolls of fat just above a fat woman's crotch. Similar to the fup.
Damn, even though she lost all that weight, she still has her front loader.
Front Loader by munnie October 13, 2008

Front Loader 

a Noun used to affend someone such as idiot or gay
FL- Hey dude!
Person- Go away you crazy Front Loader!!
Front Loader by Lenora June 27, 2008

Front Loader 

When you squat over a toilet to shit, but the shit hits the front of the bowl, not allowing the water to flush it down
I dropped a Front Loader in the toilet at West Penn Hospital and had to grab some TP and help it along
Front Loader by Fhdbshdnsh June 19, 2016