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The act of wheezing and farting at the same time.
"Oh man, I just laughed so hard that I wharted"
whart by MojoConnor February 17, 2019
a sweaty fart that makes you think you have diarrhea.
Bro, I just had a huge whart.
Bro, I just took a huge whart.
whart by greenpointerfingers April 29, 2021
the new word for noob, noob is old and lame yell WHART!!!! it originates from some foreign gamers who cant spell "what"

Example: WHART? FUCK MOM YOUR!! BIIIIIITCH@!!!!11!!!!111? YOU BANA ME? FOCK U MATHERFUCKER
Credits: SiNHaZe & SiNDirecT
Lmao! Nice try whart but you got whartrowned ahahaha
whart by [SiN]DirecT April 5, 2007
An adjective describing the process in which blondes attempt to think or brainstorm many ideas and their brain capablity is too limited to retain any information whatsoever; a blonde moment or brain fart; not understanding shit because of your hair color.
Barbie was wharting away as Ken tried to help her feed the dog because she was feeding him lettuce.

"Is this tuna or chicken?" Jessica Simpson wharted.
whart by connie-melissa May 27, 2005
Wharting in the bathroom during math.
Whart by Hrmtww November 6, 2019
The shortening of the phrase, "what the fuck?". If needed in a docile setting, a simple roll-of-the-tounge/whistle will suffice.
Boss: Are you working late tonight?
Empolyee: Whart! *walks away*
Whart by Pseudo McPseudonym May 27, 2004