whart

The act of wheezing and farting at the same time.

"Oh man, I just laughed so hard that I wharted"

by MojoConnor February 17, 2019

whart

a sweaty fart that makes you think you have diarrhea.

Bro, I just had a huge whart.
Bro, I just took a huge whart.

by greenpointerfingers April 29, 2021

whart

the new word for noob, noob is old and lame yell WHART!!!! it originates from some foreign gamers who cant spell "what"

Example: WHART? FUCK MOM YOUR!! BIIIIIITCH@!!!!11!!!!111? YOU BANA ME? FOCK U MATHERFUCKER
Credits: SiNHaZe & SiNDirecT

Lmao! Nice try whart but you got whartrowned ahahaha

by [SiN]DirecT April 05, 2007

whart

An adjective describing the process in which blondes attempt to think or brainstorm many ideas and their brain capablity is too limited to retain any information whatsoever; a blonde moment or brain fart; not understanding shit because of your hair color.

Barbie was wharting away as Ken tried to help her feed the dog because she was feeding him lettuce.

"Is this tuna or chicken?" Jessica Simpson wharted.

by connie-melissa May 27, 2005

Whart

Basically saying "What?" but with an accent to completely throw off whoever you are questioning within a conversation, debate, confrontation, argument, etc.

Making them look foolish.

Goon #1: "You gotta play defense nigga! Get up in his face and lock his ass down.

Goon #2: Whart?

Goon #1 (with a significant look of confusion and anger): huh?

by Kavoen July 20, 2010

Whart

Will is sharting.

Wharting in the bathroom during math.

by Hrmtww November 06, 2019

Whart

The shortening of the phrase, "what the fuck?". If needed in a docile setting, a simple roll-of-the-tounge/whistle will suffice.

Boss: Are you working late tonight?
Empolyee: Whart! *walks away*

by Pseudo McPseudonym May 27, 2004