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afterbro 

1. The chill afterglow of an intense bromantic moment.

2. When you and your bro are being hella bromantic and then you realize it and throw down a "no homo" but the look in your eyes is like "i wanna be inside you, homes".

3. When you and your bro are having a bromance and your both like "BRO!" and then you start to chill out again like "bro..."
--Bro#2 sinks a shot in beer pong--
Bro#1: BRO!
Bro#2: BRO!!
--bro hug--
--bros stare deeply into each others eyes--
Bro#1: Bro...
Bro#2: Bro.
Bro#3: That was an intense afterbro, bro. It's chill tho.
afterbro by THE AFROCALYPSE June 15, 2010
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afterblow 

The phase of a blowjob which takes place during and/or immediately after ejaculation, during which the head and glans of the receiver's penis are most sensitive, providing optimal conditions for additional stimulation.
She left you hanging after the facial? No afterblow?? You should dump her, man.
afterblow by Buttcheeks_McGee November 4, 2010

afterbooty 

Sex that you have with an ex partner, usually just after the relationship ends.
I saw Ann yesterday, we had a little afterbooty.
afterbooty by mrgoodadvice May 11, 2009

afterfroth 

The dazzling remnants of ejaculation still to be found lingering in the hogs eye fifteen minutes after the main event.
Shit..struggling to have a piss..me cock's still bunged up with afterfroth!
afterfroth by monster75 September 9, 2011

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

Afterboob 

The residual thought of boobs after looking at them, resulting in Freudian slips concerning boobs.
Wow, I can't shake off these afterboobs.
Afterboob by TheLastRambo December 20, 2010

Afterbone 

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"
Afterbone by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011