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Nipple ninja 

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict
Nipple ninja by Nothunterself December 16, 2013

Stealthy Nipple-Ninja 

When you're about to cum, twist the girl's nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you're blowing inside her
The day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my asshole boss gets back from Sweden; therefore, I pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. That'll learn em'

Nipple Ninja 

A member of a not-so-secret and vaguely homoerotic society originating in Danville, California. A Nipple Ninja is fluent in many techniques of nipple flipping, and performs his art on unsuspecting victims. These moves (examples include: The horseshoe, the rainbow, the monkey wrench, and the Horny Hungarian) can be performed in friendly or unfriendly situations.
Holy shit, that Nipple Ninja just pulled a "guillotine" on Madlwski's fat nips.
Nipple Ninja by Steve Kaye December 4, 2005

Nipple Ninja 

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
Nipple Ninja by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026