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Kentucky klondike bar 

The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement.

A person has the option of following a Kentucky klondike bar with a Panamanian petting zoo.
I gave my secretary a Kentucky klondike bar last night for about five minutes. When it started to get soft, I gave her a Panamanian petting zoo.

Klondike bar 

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Klondike bar by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

What would you do for a Klondike bar? 

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick
What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar
This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

Alaskan Klondike Bar 

An Alaskan Klondike Bar is when you save up your Cum in a container over time, then freeze it to the shape of a klondike bar. Then when you take a Shit you roll it out with a pizza roller, then put it on the outside of the Cum to make it look like a klondike bar. Then you can choose to eat it or give it to someone.
Ryan was eager to try one of Travis's Alaskan Klondike Bars