Zoops 

1. (noun) Commonly known as Chris Cuzzupe, a god among men, in fact he probably is God himself
2. (noun) The Man
3. (noun) Future Lead Actor for the critically acclaimed Dos Equis Commercial, he will one day become "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
4. (verb) To make something so awesome, it is as cool as Chris Cuzzupe...... ex. I so Chris Cuzzupe'd that song called Blackbird

5. (verb) To get the knife
6. (noun) An actor that portrays Insane asylum Keeper, yes he is THAT cool and THAT guy

That song Maison Des Lunes was so dank thanks to Zoops and two other dashing young men.

Zoops by T$ mart April 27, 2010

zoops 

when a veritable idiot screws up on a keyboard

hey i cnat tipe!
zoops!

zoops by michelle l and john n January 26, 2003

zoops 

combination of ZOMG + Oops = zoops

expression of extreme excitement when someone fucks up

skateboard trick ending in faceplant = zoops
sex act gone wrong = zoops
braggadocio ending in utter humiliation = zoops

zoops by SteelersSlob September 18, 2016

Zoops 

When you accidentally say something that you didn't intend to be public because you THOUGHT you were muted on zoom OR you thought your camera was off and everyone saw something embarrassing when you were on zoom.

Zoops! Didn't think anyone would hear that.

Zoops! I'm so embarrassed that everyone saw me in my undies!

Zoops by Gnik Nalu May 19, 2022

Zoopals 

I will not cease my fight for zoopals, they always looked out for us and now they are not being manufactured anymore and we need to stand for what we belive in and lead a march that will revive the peoples trust in zoopals, they never gave up on us so now its our turn to not turn our backs on the pals that helped raise us, I will not back down from this oppression, but rather rise up and match it with equal vigor and fire, for zoopals are the fundamentals to our youth and we must not be too quick to forsake our first pals. We cannot let this generation live without seeing the tender smiles of our long lost friends. We stand, we fight, we breathe for zoopals. In my younger years meal time would be a fun joyus ocassion witch made eating my vegetables fun and easy, now we just walk or rather drive around shoving filth into our mouths on a need for necessity, rather than health and nutrition, we must bring these blessed plates from the brink of extinction and revive them in the hearts of our youth and reawaken the pure joy thatnis zoopals, to all of you naysayers, think about our children how you feed them fast food just to shut them up and they live lives fueld on shugar and prossesed foods rather than the bounty that mother earth has bestoed upon us, zoopals make feeding children easy and fun. I will mot cease my desire and my will to bring zoopals back into curculation, STAND WITH ME MY BROTHERS AND FIGHT FOR ZOOPALS!!!!

God damn it i cant finish my broccoli it not on a zoopals plate

Zoopals by Emiliano robinson August 29, 2019

Zoophilia 

Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.

Ignorant Individual: “Being a furry = zoophilia!”
Normal Person: “Furries are attracted to fictional human animals...”

Zoophilia by isaiah9:02 January 20, 2021

Zoophilia 

Sexual/romantic attraction to real, non-human animals, which involves the experience of sexual fantasies about the animal or the pursuit of real sexual contact with it (i.e., bestiality).

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is zoophilia!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to zoophilia.”

Zoophilia by semennachos February 14, 2021