Phillipino Flapjack
Phillipino Flapjack by mDiB April 7, 2010
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Phillipino Flap Jack
A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.
Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.
Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!
Phillipino Flap Jack by Facawi November 23, 2010
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
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fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)