a swaggerwagon is a type of vehicle that you wouldn't be caught dead in and is so shitty that it just makes it so awesome to where it has intense swag.
friend: dude, why the hell do you drive a mini-van?
person: yo don't be dissin. its not a mini-van. its a swaggerwagon.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.