Death Wank 

A death wank involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. Participants either report a heightened sexual pleasure, or collapse and die.

More commonly referred to by its scientific name Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, death wanking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.

How did that newsreader die?

He had a death wank.

Death Wank by jryze March 12, 2010

The Death Wank 

Similar to the risky wank. It involves sitting in your room with a boner, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. The trick is to start and finish jerking off before she makes it to your room. Only attempted by fucking idiots or virgins who can cum that fast.

john: "MUUUUUUUMMMM COME HEREEEE!!!"

mum: "Coming" Step, step, step

john: "SHIT, SHIT ,SHIT, FUCK ME YEAHHHH"

mum: step, step, open door "WTF!!!"

john: "CRAP....DIDN'T MAKE IT"

John fails the death wank. Silly prick

The Death Wank by Wattini October 15, 2008

Gaspy Death Wank 

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation

He died in the wardrobe while having a gaspy death wank.

Gaspy Death Wank by shoelace lover December 3, 2011

deathwank 

suicidal masturbation.

"where's John?"

Didn't you hear, he had a Michael Hutchence Deathwank.

"oh... right"

deathwank by ci2k2 August 14, 2002

DeathWalker21 

The best username to ever exist

Female: Poggers, epic username, lets have sex
DeathWalker21: no, cuz ur name isn't DeathWalker21 and thus not pog

DeathWalker21 by Death_Walker21 November 9, 2021