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Kersnoodle 

When you go to hug your dog and it's tongue ends up in your mouth completely by accident.
The other week my dog and I kersnoodled so I just went with it... does that mean I'm not a virgin?
v.

1. to impose oneself where one is not welcome, usually to make an inappropriate and/or sexual comment or to harass those around you

2. to say provocative, offensive, or extremely sexual things just to get attention
This guy got kicked out of class today because the teacher had had enough of his kernodleing.
kernodle by thek325 March 23, 2013

kernoodles 

Small buds that trim up nice.
Just hanging out taking care of these kernoodles.
kernoodles by Short change October 14, 2021

Kerboodle 

A dance which involves shaking one's posterior in the direction of the nearest pregnant woman. Often performed during weddings, especially by women of a certain age who have had a bit too much to drink...
Hey last night, at Freda's wedding, did you see Tracey? She was just being kerboodled by Neil all night!
Kerboodle by DaBoirdy October 16, 2010

kerdoodleschnitzled 

when you get so drunk you forget you're human.
dude, emily got kerdoodleschnitzled last night

I know! she was walking around on all fours and eating woodschips man, so metal!

kershoogle 

Another word for awesome, cool, amazing, etc.
That show was KERSHOOGLE!
kershoogle by Dood89 May 14, 2010