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Hamsta Lovin'

Freaky Sex with a hamster, or someone that resembles one. It usually includes various positions with hamster porn in the background, lots of squealing and some fur pulling. Usually does not include foreplay, or similar. Most of the time they include tards, animals, strobe lights
She came over and I gave her some hamsta lovin'.
Hamsta Lovin' by Hamsta August 17, 2006
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Hamsta Brain 

The insult that one stupid skid homie from a hick town gives to another stupid skid homie from that town when he deems him to have done something foolish. (Because hamster's brains are small, eh.)
"Ya fockin' hamsta brain, you smoked the last smoke and the fockin' store's closed, eh."

"That fockin' hamsta brain, he knocked up Shelley AGAIN."
Hamsta Brain by HamstaBrain July 29, 2011

professional street hamsta 

definition 1: when one is undeniably the best street hamsta around town
definition 2: white people way of avoiding the n-word
guy 1: see that dude over there
guy 2: who?
guy 1: he do be the most professional street hamsta around the block.
guy 2: aight bet.

burning the hamster 

Verb. Laying one's dick on the radiator for sexual pleasure.
Kevin burnt his hamster on the radiator, making the entire room smell like burnt hamster.

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.
I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!
go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Gaijin server hamster

The Gaijin server hamster is a legendary creature that powers up the War Thunder servers with his hamster wheel. Sometimes he dies or faints, crashing the game until it gets replaced.
Player 1: "Man, my game just died out"
Player 2: "Must've been the Gaijin server hamster's fault