soggy biscuit 

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

soggy biscuit by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004

soggy biscuit 

A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.

1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.

soggy biscuit by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017

soggy biscuit 

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

soggy biscuit by duck face August 4, 2005

soggy biscuit 

A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.

Dan was usually the first one to suggest a round of Soggy Biscuit, but he always played to lose.

soggy biscuit by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

soggy biscuit 

a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

person:hey guys fancy a game of 'soggy biscuit'?
friends:no scott ur too fast!

soggy biscuit by scott dornan April 3, 2003

soggy biscuit 

what swedish people eat on christmas

soggy biscuits r so gud

soggy biscuit by Cooper Mcdonald April 4, 2016

Soggy Biscuit  

The game in which 3 or more men stand in a circle around a cookie, cracker, or some sort of snack item and jack off. The last person to orgasm is declared the loser and has to eat the cum covered item.

Do you dare play the Soggy Biscuit game?

Soggy Biscuit by A weirdo January 16, 2009