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molly-hock 

verb: To beat someone to death with either your or their own limb(s) or body part(s), such as an arm, or a leg that has been severed from the body.
Man #1: Did I ever tell you about the war story that happened to my uncle?
Man #2: No, why? What happened?
Man #1: When he ran out of ammo he picked up his comrade's leg and molly-hocked 23 hostiles.
molly-hock by Scooble January 15, 2010
When you get a sweaty gym sock and place it upon your penis and then masterbate, filling the sweaty, yet stinky, sock with your special juice. Then you prance around naked and smack random people's faces with your fresh batch of Mollysock.
Derek: Damn. Steve just Mollysocked Justine and now she has herpes of the mouth, eyes, skin, and nose.

Rick: I know. He is such a badass.
Mollysock by awkward asparagus March 19, 2011

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.
My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.
Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

mollywock 

I'm a mollywock if you don't shut up about my sister.
mollywock by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Mollydock 

Docking after taking Molly (MDMA)
Yo did you see Brian Mollydocking Nick?
Yeah Mean
Mollydock by levvvij June 24, 2019

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026