old softy 

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

old softy by other findings include December 8, 2013

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

long softy by Trav September 27, 2004

softy 

A person who does not fight back, and who is thought of as being weak. Often used in schools. Also a person who gives in easily when asked for money by his children.

"He couldn´t fight his way out of a wet paper bag; he´s just a big softy."

softy by andreasegde August 1, 2006

Mr. Softy 

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

Mr. Softy by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

Softy 

Softy is a rubber company and has never failed to amaze us. he is the most powerful being ever

"Softy is amazing"

Softy by Imakeslaydefinishions November 3, 2022

old softy 

A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.

That man is beyond "P" whipped! He is an old softy....

old softy by timbone666 January 30, 2012