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homonine 

Also spelled homo9, homonine is a portmanteau of "homonym" and "T9," a common cell phone typing interface. Thus, its meaning is a word which is a homonym of another when both are spelled in T9 mode.
I tried to text "Are you home?" to my girl, but instead of "home," the T9 predictive text turned 4663 into "gone," asking instead, "Are you gone?" It was a simple mixup of homonines, but she responded angrily "Gone from where, a**hole? Our house? Of course I'm not gone-I live here! What the h*ll's that supposed to mean?"
homonine by friend of E. Kennedy January 4, 2010
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homoinebriate

A male who is super straight and macho, but starts acting really, over the top gay when drunk. Often plays grab ass with other guys.
Fred loves his girlfriend, but, as soon as he gets drunk, he starts grabbing Tom's ass and is totally homoinebriate.
homoinebriate by NivekTheGreat June 14, 2018

Homokinesis 

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.
George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."
Homokinesis by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

Homonies 

Two male friends who are so close, it seems they are both homos and homies. They defend each other like husband and wife and share many similarities with non-platonic heterosexual couples.
I think Kent and Tim are homonies. Kent will always buy Tim dinner, stand up for him in an argument, and play fight with him all day.
Homonies by hitmont August 28, 2013

Homokinesis 

The ability to turn someone homosexual at will.
Homokinesis turning anyone gay

homonigerial 

An African American who is homosexual but afraid to come out of the closet.
Man if I come out as a homonigerial my Mama gonna disown me!
homonigerial by NatHar December 8, 2016

hohonine 

When you don’t have nine hoes so you fuck a computers hardware
Keith: I guess I’ll use the hohonine

Mr. Jones: we are in math class rn don’t
hohonine by Trollage March 25, 2022