jordanhead
People who have their jordans #1 in their life. They own a bunch of them and do anything just to keep 'em nice'n clean.
jordanhead by CANDyfkNBABy23 December 23, 2009
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When a gay man comes onto you so hard, you don’t know whether you’re coming or going (“come” not in the filthy sense)
Jordaned by boredom4382 August 31, 2019
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Jordanea
(Jor-dayne-ya)
1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."
2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.
It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.
1. A slang word.
A unique name sometimes used in Australia to replace "Jordan."
The meaning of the name is "Hopeful Soul."
2. A curse.
Causes the one under the spell to be consumed in hope.
It is said, the curse makes it very hard to give things up; especially if they had really connected with who or what it is.
Jordanea by AussiePrincess February 5, 2010
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To pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.
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One who breaks fucking EVERYTHING! i mean, seriously, WOW, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door knobs and car windshields and stair cases.
Jordaned by cnelsngmfi March 2, 2009
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Jordaned by Turtbobsquirtpants August 23, 2018
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When a man splurges in his pants from minimal sexual activity as a needed pent up release due to sexual abstinence. Often when at a Vegas club, wanting to get down on the dance floor, slightly passionate kissing, etc etc etc. Or in a little Vegas Chapel. Happens often in Provo Utah.
Jordaned by Jazzy J dog May 28, 2017