taser bomb 

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.

haha frank you so got taser bombed

taser bomb by the jon law March 22, 2010

taking a taser to a bomb site 

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

taking a taser to a bomb site by the comand'r February 23, 2018

taterbombs

a woman's breasts. usually large ones.

Yo, she's got some taterbombs!

taterbombs by smurphyg March 26, 2009