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Asstakash 

Noun - a particularly healthy looking female deriere.
In the 1984 classic Revenge of the Nerds, Toshiro Takashi wakes up to find that fellow nerd and frat brother Louis Skolnick has spent the entire night looking at the loving coed Betty Childs via the spy cameras the nerds installed in the sorority house. When he questioned him, Louis replied something like: "How can you get tired of looking at that ass, Takash?". "Asstakash" is a combination of "ass" and "Takashi".

Example:
"Have you seen Ashley in those hot pants? Man, what a nice asstakash!"
Asstakash by SoberSodie September 11, 2009
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Asstatastic 

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.
For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it
Asstatastic by D4ve3 December 1, 2022
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Asstrash 

One who does something just to be an asshole regardless of humor and acts like it's no big deal. They expect you not to care, but you do.
Rick: You shit on my desk! What the fuck mad disrespect man.
Steve: Yeah, I thought it would be cool.
Rick: Asstrash!
Asstrash by Tom Bergeron October 21, 2009

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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