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Tectonic 

When two girls rub their asses together
Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough
Tectonic by wyattwerp July 1, 2011

Tectonic 

1, Great, Large and shifty only on the surface. (Somewhat in the since of being shallow)

2, Only within the scale of what you know or could understand.
1, "Oh -that Steve, He is so tectonic"

2, "I rather read a book that is tectonic too me"
Tectonic by ~mechasun~ October 22, 2008

tectonic 

Pronunciation: tek-'tä-nik
Etymology:Late Latin tectonicus, from Greek tektonikos of a builder. Modified usage by Warren of Pittsburgh, 2003 A.D.
:stellar, hip, fashionable
Orogeny is tectonic or that '63 Lambretta scooter with Jet 200 kit and flame job is tectonic.
tectonic by bishop July 8, 2003

tectonic 

tectonic, noun
a gin drink for your office's alpha geek after work.
Cyrus: Hey, thanks a lot for getting my computer to speak English again, and showing me how to use Twitter. Here, go have a tectonic on me.

Bruce: This is the most sensible problem I've handled all day. I had two people who had plugged the power strip into itself. I sure need a tectonic or two after a day like this.
tectonic by Oliver Faltz March 29, 2013

tectonic 

Jackie Chan is tectonic!
tectonic by Warren February 23, 2003

Tectonic Shit 

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.
John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"
Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017