stapes 

Tradition farm word for a duck that is in heat.

"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"

"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"

stapes by farmerduck September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Irish slang for a particularly hairy armpit.

Brian - "Jaysus, did you see the Stapes on that one?"
Eric - "She's more hair under there that I have on me head!"

Stapes by i like armpits September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Name for a cock-eyed person.

"Oh my god, Mr O'Dubhlaing is such a stapes."
"I know, I keep thinking he's looking at me, but he's actually looking at the other side of the room!"
"Scary shit, man."

Stapes by cockeyes September 1, 2009

Stapes 

Irish slang for a depressed, obsessive, psychotic, stalkerish, attention seeking girl.

"See her? She's the girl who was stalking Jamie and Stephen!"
"Oh my God, Chloe? Yeah, that girl is such a Stapes.

Stapes by You_Wish_We_Hadnt_Met September 5, 2009

Stapes 

An extinct fruit, shaped like a hexagon.

"Look at this Stapes fruit fossil I just found!"

Stapes by scientestsdf September 1, 2009

Stapes 

an alcoholic Irish drink that guarantees to have the drinker drunk within three sips.

Sip One:
"Hmm. Johnny, this Stapes is good."

Sip Two:
"Johnny, boy, where did you get this, this.. what is this?"

Sip three:
"Johnny! Johnny, I - I think I LOVE you!" ... falls off chair

Stapes by proudto beirishman September 1, 2009

stapes 

Manchester Slang for chewed chewing gum.

"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

stapes by iamstapes September 1, 2009