stoner pie

A delicious desert created post-toke by taking a bowl or plate and filling it with a mix of anything with sugar; cereal, icing, cake, pudding, jell-o, etc.

1:Ahh shit dude is that a stoner pie?!
2:Yea man grab a spoon.

stoner pie by G-M-J-Panda July 27, 2009

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stonerpreneur

An entrepreneur who also happens to be a stoner. Or a stoner who is also a business professional. Also known as a Stoner CEO.

Unlike traditional stoners, stonerpreneurs are hard-working, productive, and make more cash high on marijuana than you do sober.

I wish I worked for a stonerpreneur, then I could smoke weed at work.

stonerpreneur by greenstone July 15, 2013

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stonerplegic

Being so stoned that you can't move. couch locked

I smoked so much today, I'm on stonerplegic status.

stonerplegic by BaBi.GuRl.2010 March 22, 2016

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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