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post-it notes 

the greatest invention for readers
Readers would not be complete without their post-it notes.
post-it notes by Briannica November 9, 2004

Doing it for the notes 

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.
“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

Post it note

A "post it note" is the signal of lift off in 215. After attending club 307 if you bring a bitch, hoe, or otherwise incapacitated female to the room, a "post it note" is placed (smoothly)(like a gangsta') on the outside of the door. This is to signal that you are currently getting ass.
Gangsta: Yo-- mothafucka-- i'm about to go back to the room and post it note that bitch n' hoe.

post-it note 

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.
Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!
post-it note by Lady GroinCrush December 11, 2008

mississippi post-it note

When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
My girl forgot the milk so I gave her a nice mississippi post-it note to remember next time.

Post-it note 

The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
Sophie was beyond stoked I gave her a Post-It note, she used the cash to pay her phone bill
Post-it note by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017