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cornpoped 

When you make up a story to show how tuff you were when you were in high school
Country89 cornpoped a story about how he beat up a tuba player in high school on a message board
cornpoped by corntuff September 19, 2019

Cornucopulate 

The greasy, sluggish lovemaking that happens on Thanksgiving.
After eatinng 3 pounds of gravy at my grandma's house, greg tried to cornucopulate with me, which ended with a heavy nap.
Cornucopulate by Turkey rubnits November 1, 2011

cornucopia 

Woman: It's like a cornucopia of amazing!
cornucopia by Shareesa July 24, 2007

cornucopian 

A cornucopian is someone who posits that there are few intractable natural limits to growth and believes the world can provide a practically limitless abundance of natural resources. The term 'cornucopian' is sometimes used derogatorily, especially by those who are skeptical of the view that technology can solve, or overcome, the problem of an exponentially-increasing human population living off a finite base of natural resources.

In practice, the cornucupian view relies upon the economic law of supply and demand: as demand rises for any commodity, its price rises accordingly, inducing producers to deliver more of it (since they stand to earn more per each unit sold). The subsequent increase in production tends to lower the price and make the commodity available to a wider range of consumers. This view assumes that the resource in question is renewable, or so vast that continued exploitation of supply can continue to meet demand.
Joe is a cornucopian because he believes the world will be saved from oil depletion by Solar electricity.
cornucopian by tadpole_ July 14, 2007

Cornucopious 

Adj.

From the two words cornucopia and copious. It means an overflowing abundance, a plentiful amount.
"I say there Frederick, did you notice the cornucopious amount of food they had at that gathering?"

"Indeed."
Cornucopious by Katch-22 June 20, 2008

Alaskan Cornucopia

A blow job with pop-rocks in the mouth of the person sucking.
Steve: Dude! have you ever thought of having someone giving you a blow job with pop-rocks in their mouth?!?!

Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?
Alaskan Cornucopia by Siegeis April 25, 2010