Mysteree

usually a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, and HUGE tits. She has a thing for Connor's and Jeffery's. This girl is the BOMB. For seriously.

Did I mention her huge tits?

DUDE1: Woah look at her chest!

DUDE2: That girl is such a Mysteree.

Mysteree by dudeitstaylor? June 29, 2009

mystreet 

the most depressing MC role-play to every exist

me: did you see the new mystreet episode
friend: no, don't spoil it
me: nearly everyone died
friend: wait what

mystreet by KillerRabbit_FLESHWOUND! April 8, 2019

mysterious mysteries 

From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.

Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!

mysterious mysteries by Invader Alice March 9, 2008

Mysteriemo 

The adjective describing certain emo-types and their unwillingess to divulge any information besides the immediately pertenant. Due to a deep-seeded fear of dissolving the dark veil of mystery that keeps them from appearing as simple and/or unsophisticated as the average human being. Any perticular information involving an event, conversation or time of happiness is witheld to remove any chance of seeming jovial.

Person1: hello, hows it going? I heard you went on a date yesterday!

Mysteriemo: yeah.

Person1:....ok, what is up??!

Mysteriemo: nothing.

Person1: Sweet! I read in the newspaper you saved 10 infants from a fire! You saved their lives! You're a hero! How does that make you feel?

Mysteriemo: I dunno.

Person1: Hey isn't your birthday coming up soon?

Mysteriemo: I dunno.

&etc...

Mysteriemo by Francis Burke May 2, 2006

mysterectomy 

Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"

mysterectomy by Ben Frey April 28, 2006

Lord of the Mysteries 

One of the best novel to ever exist. Even its live-action adaptation wouldn't suck.

Anon1:- Man you should read Lord of the Mysteries
Anon2:- fuck you, I won't

Anon1:- *stabs Anon2*

Lord of the Mysteries by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Mystreet 

Mystreet is a Minecraft role play that only brings tears on seasons 4-6

Me: I have depression
Therapist: how come
Me: I don't know, but I'm pretty sure It's because I watched Mystreet

Mystreet by SilverWolfYT November 30, 2018