Festify 

1) The act of out-doing oneself during festivities.

2) Having undergone extreme festivities.

3) Acting belligerent due to celebrating too hard.

4) To initiate festivities.

(NOTE: you can NEVER celebrate too hard. But you CAN get too festified. Festify with caution.)

GUY 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl passed-out in the middle of the road at her own birthday party?"
GUY 2 - "Yea man, she was beyoooond festified."

GUY 1 (reaching for beer, to friend) - "Hey... Festify me."

Festify by Justabona June 14, 2009

Festify 

To make something festive.

"That dog looks really cute."
"Yeah, I festify it every Christmas."

Festify by ecopig May 10, 2025

Festify 

Decorate something; to make festive

I’m going to festify my house for Christmas tomorrow.

Festify by Snoowib July 15, 2025

Festifull 

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.

Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"

Festifull by Wordsmith Extraordinaire AD April 17, 2013

manidest festiny 

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.

oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.

manidest festiny by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

fastify 

a cry baby idiot who no one likes and he plays games while toxic

omg hes such a fastify

fastify by pluqsy August 23, 2020

fistify your ass

to put a fist in... well your ass.

p1) you wanna gimme a dollar?
p2) you want me to fistify your ass right now?!

fistify your ass by Shea December 11, 2003